Oct 302012
 
three reels

While this is an earlier rendition then the two discussed above, I saw no reason to cover it before the others.  I didn’t see it first, and that should count for something.  Besides, as it is dry and slow, much of the pleasure in watching comes from comparing it to the others.

It is another miniseries, and may be more complete than its cousins, but that depends on how you define complete.  Certainly there is dialog which can only be found here and in the book.  But there are also major scenes missing and lines relocated to unlikely locations.  I suppose I should leave discussion of the “purity” of the material to the Janeites.

This version is almost wholly a comedy, although that doesn’t mean it is funny, only that it attempts to be.  I did laugh (when Mr. Collins shows off his dancing skills), but generally it failed to coax even a smile out of me.  The absurdity of the characters is highlighted, but it often goes too far, making them unpleasant to watch.  Mrs. Bennet and the three younger sisters are always hard to take, but this time their obnoxious behavior (repeated again and again and again) will make you long for the subtlety of a Jim Carey movie.  Mr. Bennet is played as a harder man, showing no love for most of his family.  He is even occasionally cruel to them, but it is quite understandable, and I sympathized with his hiding in the library more than ever.  Even Jane’s sunny disposition is tedious.  This is Pride and Prejudice with people you don’t like and will never want to meet.  The few that aren’t horrible by their own traits are so by association.  Each time Elizabeth shows respect or fondness for her family, friends, and Darcy, my estimation of her decreases.

While the acting is often attacked as stilted, I can’t see that as a fair criticism.  As with most comedies, realism is nudged to the side (if not thrown out all together).  There is no reason why anyone should sound like an actual person.  Also as a comedy, it can be excused for the lack of chemistry between its stars.  If I was informed that Elizabeth Garvie and David Rintoul hated each other, and that there were several attempts by each to pluck out the other’s liver, perhaps with a more than normally dull spoon, then I’d be able to fathom their performances.  Garvie is a bright-eyed and appealing Lizzie, more of an “every woman” then the exceptional one I’m used to seeing.  But “every woman” or not, she holds Darcy in contempt from beginning to end, no matter what lines she is reciting.  Rintoul brings the real humor to the show, although it is almost certainly accidental.  I had thought of Darcy as a jerk before, but never had I taken him to be a psycho-killer.  This Darcy, with his inability to move his neck, constantly slit mouth, obsessed stare, and artificial gait, is just weird.  I could plop him down in a horror movie as either an escaped mental patient that keeps eyeballs in a jar, or as an undead mummy, only recently unwrapped, without any alteration.  He’s a sick, unpleasant freak, and Lizzie even spitting out the words that she’s fond of him (no matter how much we don’t believe her) shows she’s under a demonic spell.

This sounds negative (and I haven’t even mentioned the uninspired sets and fake military uniforms), but it is still Austen.  If you are a fan of the story, Garvie and company are worth one viewing.

Oct 302012
 
four reels

I wonder if I would have reacted differently to the 2005 Pride and Prejudice if I hadn’t seen the miniseries first.  I’m used to books being chopped up and compressed when they are turned into movies, and it doesn’t bother me (they are different media, so the stories need to be told differently).  I am less accustomed to seeing a film condensed to make another film.  But that is one of the primary impressions of this version.  It is much like the ’95 series, but with substantial portions missing or shortened.  As no subplots were removed, it’s no surprise that things are rushed: it is three hours shorter.  There are also minor changes to the design.  The Bennet’s house is no longer pristine, and the larger budget has allowed for some cliff-side romance shots, but none of that is significant.  It is the loss of development time that matters.

So, we know what this version hasn’t got.  What does it have?  It has Keira Knightley.  She owns every second of this film.  Some critics were astonished at her performance, but that’s only because critics are a snooty lot, and don’t consider expertise in a pirate movie to count.  Well, it does count, and as Lizzie, she’s now proved it to all.  Knightley sparkles throughout.  It doesn’t hurt that the actress is the same age as the character, but more important is the life, intelligence, and joy that she brings to the part.  You care about all the events in the film, not because of their thorough development, but simply because Lizzie—this Lizzie—does.  Watching the miniseries, you understand how someone could love Lizzie.  In this film, it is you who will love her.

Is this version all about the star?  All of the other actors are good (some, such as Rosamund Pike as Jane, and Donald Sutherland in the much reduced part of Mr. Bennet, are superb), the sets and locations are beautiful, the dances are energetic, and the music is pleasing.  But yes, in the end, it is all about the star.  And it is enough.

Well, perhaps not for everyone.  While most people were thrilled with this version, one group was upset: the Janeites.  These are fanatical Austen fans who want no deviation from the book, nor any changes from how they saw it in their minds.  In the case of Keira Knightley’s Pride and Prejudice, they were dismayed that the Bennet’s don’t do more house cleaning, that when Darcey walks down the road, it is foggy and his coat flaps in the wind, and, most of all, that Darcey and Lizzie almost, but still do not, kiss.  This is too gothic for their tastes (God help them should they ever see a vampire film; the gothic texture would cause them to explode) and smacks too much of romance.  The trivial nature of these elements doesn’t matter to them.  I like to think of these people as crazy, because it’s convenient to have neat categories for people, and because that way I can look at them with pity instead of distain.  Pity’s nicer.

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Oct 302012
 
five reels

The 1995 adaptation, considered to be the definitive one by…well, just about everyone, isn’t a film at all, but a miniseries.  Clocking in at just over five hours, it has the time to present the intricacies of the society and relationships, similarly to how it was done in the book.  All main characters are fully fleshed out.  Changes occur naturally, in steps that make sense and are clearly shown.  That might make it sound leisurely, but it isn’t.  The pace is swift and there are no slow moments.

The novel has been described as some combination of romance, comedy, and satire (obviously, there’s some overlap).  The miniseries leans more toward romance.  There is comedy, but it is primarily reserved for comic relief characters (particularly Mrs. Bennet, who is constantly complaining about her nerves, and  Mr. Collins, a toady cousin who wants to marry Lizzie and seldom utters a line that doesn’t refer to the marvels of his aristocratic patron).  Lizzie is brought to life by Jennifer Ehle, who accomplishes the impossible task of making women the world over, who always pictured themselves as Lizzie, see her as the beloved character.  She is charming, and her eyes dance when she isn’t allowed to.  Beautiful and witty, she is the personification of the intelligent costume-drama heroine.  Colin Firth became a star due to his portrayal of Darcy, and a million women sighed in unison when he got wet, diving into a pond.  I must admit, even I wanted these two to get together.

There is no skimping on the other relationships.  Lizzie’s father is an important character, and here we see his love for Lizzie (and to a lesser extent, the rest of his family).  It’s a pleasure to watch him as he comes to understand what has happened to his favorite daughter.  Jane and Bingly are given time as well, enough to pull the viewers into their uneven romance.

Exquisite location shots (the U.S. simply doesn’t have mansions like these), appropriate costumes, and pleasant, non-intrusive music, all add to the ambiance.  The camera work is adequate in showing off the stars and environments, and is better than expected for a television production.

This is the choice of purists, who want any film to match the novel.  Well, they have nothing to complain about, and outside of Darcy being too much like Hitler’s second cousin in his first scene, I don’t either.

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Oct 302012
  October 30, 2012

So, Disney now owns (or will own when it all goes through) Darth and Luke and the whole gang. Which means…what? Essentially, Star Wars (the films — I don’t care about poor cartoons and toys) was dead in Lucas’s hands. Considering the direction he’d taken it, the grave seems to have been the best place for it. Now we are going to get a new Star Wars movie in 2015, and another every 2 to 3 years after. Is that good? Certainly we didn’t need another from Lucas, but Disney has a long record of mangling things too. Disney can also put out a fine film. So, all we know now is that something is going to happen. Kathleen Kennedy will be in charge of the new Disney division, but that doesn’t mean she will produce or direct (it rather means she won’t). So, till we fine out who will get those titles for the 2015 Star Wars film, we wait.

Oct 272012
  October 27, 2012

No joy of Cloud Atlas yet as Eugie felt more in interest in screening something at home (with chocolate potato chips). I did, however, get a flu shot, so that was fun.

Oct 272012
  October 27, 2012

The Munster’s re-boot, Mockingbird Lane is surprisingly, shockingly good. OK, make that: It is shocking that it is good. For those who remember the origional fondly though the fog of years, a quick reminder: It sucked big time.  This new take reduces the embaressment and the campyness, and has some great moments and clever dialog.  Lily’s entrance is beautiful. Grandpa and Eddie are worthwhile characters and Marilyn is given great lines (murdered hobos finding a home…).  The Herman character is a bit weak, but this was just a pilot.

This is the best new TV show of the last few years, so naturally NBC didn’t pick it up (they didn’t like Brian Fuller’s more-interesting-than-real world).  Too bad.  Perhaps another network with more vision will pick it up while that is still an option.

Oct 262012
  October 26, 2012

Why did no one offer me pre-screening passes to Cloud Atlas? I’ve gotten plenty for films I had much less interest in, but nothing for Cloud Atlas. I’m sure that there is a plot here somewhere.

Oct 172012
  October 17, 2012

FosteronFilm.com is undergoing a pretty substantial facelift. Mainly done by my beautiful wife, the site has a new look…that isn’t quite done yet. And I chose this time to change my scale, from a 4 point (+toxic) rating system to a 5 point (+toxic) system. That’s not nearly done. So, please come by and look at any reviews of interest just like always, but wear a hard hat.

Oct 062012
  October 6, 2012

prometheus

Spoilers Ahead!

Prometheus is one of the most interesting films of the past ten years, as well as one of the best made. So much goodness (Oooh, sooo much goodness…drool; I’ll save that for another time), but then…there’s the problems. Such huge apparent problems. These problems turn many against the movie, but are they actually problems?

I’ll rationalize away the science slips (So Vickers doesn’t know what a light year is; I bet many corporate execs don’t. And excitement and an unknown speech impediment turned fatal 3% carbon monoxide into not so fatal 3% carbon dioxide.) I’m just going to let those go, and dig into the issue that everyone complains about: characters. Prometheus is filled with the stupidest group of non-human-acting humans since the last Adam Sandler movie. Competent people do not act like this when they have any kind of control over themselves. They do not make these kinds of decisions. They do not have ideas this colossally dim. It is hard to feel anything for these people because they are ridiculous.

But is that actually a mistake? These people’s actions may be deeply stupid, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fitting. In fact, looking at what we are given with regard to back-stories, if any of these folks could do their jobs well, that would be a problem. We are used to films with people who are, to some extent, competent and in control of themselves. And there is a tendency to believe what a character says. But just because that’s how people tend to be in other films doesn’t mean that’s how they are here, and we are given substantial reason to believe they are both incompetent and out of control. And no one in Prometheus is reliable to fill in the audience on the truth. Much of the joy I get from the film is in how unreliable these characters are.

So what are the hints (or straight giveaways) that explain why these folks do what they do? Are they really acting “normally”? Well, no to that last question, but under certain circumstances, people don’t behave in ways we take as normal.

A good place to start is by realizing Prometheus isn’t the film you may think it is. It isn’t about science; it is about religion. Not a single main character is motivated by scientific discovery and only one (Shaw) even attempts to act scientifically and religion trumps it even for her. Three characters are motivated by religion, one is motivated by anger, two by money, and the final one by a desire to be something more. No one gives a damn about proper technique. Most have already decided their answers (and fall apart when they are wrong). If the behavior of those in the film bother you, consider if it is really the costuming that you can’t get past. If these characters were all dressed in monk’s robes instead of spacesuits, would their behavior still be off? Because that’s what they are all wearing, you just can’t see them.

As for the rest, let the geeking begin! Let’s fix Prometheus in four steps. (I will mention things from the deleted scenes, but not because they add something that wasn’t in the theatrical release–simply that sometimes they clarify what’s there.)

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Oct 022012
 

This is a review of a “Fan Edit.”  Details of the original film, including twists and the ending,  may be revealed.

One of the first “all-blue screen” films, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is a wonder of technology and art design.  An homage to the adventure serials of the 1930s (although its look has more in common with ’40s and ’50s trading cards and comics), Sky Captain is the story of a heroic “mercenary” pilot and his reporter ex-girlfriend as they attempt to save the world.  In an alternate 1930s, The mysterious Dr. Totenkopf has sent an army of flying robots to attack New York in order to steal generators and recover an unknown item.  When Sky Captain’s plucky assistant is kidnapped, Sky Captain (Jude Law) and Perky newswoman Polly Perkins (Gwyneth Paltrow) board his specially altered plane and follow the clues to the Far East.

With spectacular effects, an incredible fantasy world, and a gee-wiz plot that is almost the definition of childhood imagination, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow had the foundation to be thrilling entertainment for the whole family.  But it doesn’t pull it off.  It’s not a bad movie.  It certainly looks great.  However it misses what it’s aiming for in scene after scene.

The problem is dignity.  It has far too much.  Instead of a playful ride, it’s a respectful testimonial to the fantastic tales of seventy-five years ago.  Instead of funny scenes, there are ones that venerate the humor implicit in the form.  I should be laughing or smiling throughout the picture.  Instead I’m simply nodding at the filmmaker’s clever references.  Where the story should be zooming along, it respectfully eases its way, making sure the viewer has plenty of time to digest what’s on the screen.

Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow personify the problem.  Law is wrong for the part.  He’s solemn where he should be roguish.  He’s handsome and dedicatedly heroic when what is needed is boyish charm and arrogance.  Thirty years ago the part would have gone to Harrison Ford.  Today, maybe Law’s old roommate Ewan McGregor or Brendan Fraser could have pulled it off.  Paltrow isn’t wrong by nature, but by execution.  She thinks she’s still in Emma.  She’s playing a standard screwball comedy ditzy blond and she’s doing it with great decorum.  That’s wrong in so many ways.  Both actors, and therefore, both characters, lack humor and warmth, and have zero chemistry.

Angelina Jolie is the only one who knows what kind of picture she’s in.  As Frankie, commander of a flying aircraft carrier and an old flame of Sky Captain’s, She’s joyful and silly and over-the-top, making me wish this was  Frankie and the World of Tomorrow.  But it isn’t, and no amount of re-editing can change that.

So, what can a fan edit do?  Cutting can do wonders for that respectful pace, but with few deleted scenes to add back, how do you bring out charm that wasn’t there to begin with?


Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Remixed
Editor: Jorge.  Runtime: 70 min (-36 min).  2007.

So, repeating myself, the question is: How do you add charm, wit, and chemistry to a movie where they are lacking if all you can do is cut out material?  The answer is: You can’t.  Jorge’s version is shorter, which is generally a good thing when a film isn’t working, but it doesn’t make much of a difference here.  The removal of most of Polly’s churlish dialog makes her a less annoying character, but doesn’t give her the spark she needs.  She’s still cold, as is Sky Captain.  Snipping a few bad lines doesn’t magically produce snappy banter.  The movie doesn’t need scenes to be cut, but to be replaced.  It turns out it doesn’t matter if the lead characters are improved if they still end up uninteresting.  Unless they are positively engaging, all that’s worth watching is the flashy effects.

Does Jorge’s trimming help the film at all?  He does slice out a substantial amount of material that the original editors should have junked:

  • Kaji no longer has his dialog fed to him by Spy Captain.  Thank you.
  • Polly no longer has multiple lines that must have been intended to be jokes, but aren’t.  Hurrah!
  • Polly no longer falls down every few minutes.  Hurrah again!
  • We no longer watch Dex draw every line on the map.  Someone at the studio thought that was a good idea?

Those are all good cuts, but the overall viewing experience gains little.  I might have rated Remixed as a slight improvement (the best that can be done without altering the leads), but he actually cuts too much.  He pulls out thirty-six minutes, where about twenty of that was fat.  Sometimes it’s just a second too much here and there.  Cutting most of the destruction of the base is good, but so much is gone that you get no feel for what is going on.  At times the movie takes on a staccato feel.  A few things I missed:

  • Sky Captain’s original approach to his airfield; it let me see what his life is like, and without it, locations are too vague.
  • Shangri-La; if someone enters paradise, I want to see it.
  • The newspapers; they are good transitions and contain some of the only gags that work (Godzilla in the Japanese paper).
  • Dax’s statement that he meant that the only way to find out if it was safe was to throw something; when a major character does something breathtakingly stupid, like Sky Captain does by stepping on the trap, someone in the film should point it out or I’m left doing it myself.

Several of the new cuts create continuity problems.  Now, Polly no longer mentions Totenkopf’s name when they are looking at the robots, so why does Dex suddenly say, “Totenkopf, who’s he?”  Similarly, I was thrilled to have little of Polly playing with her camera, but it makes Sky Captain’s line, “What is it with you and that stupid camera anyway?” peculiar since there had been nothing “with her and that camera.”  Finally, the removal of the assassin robot after the mine explosion wasn’t clean, with a jolt in the picture and the sound dropping out. The insightful cuts even out with those that shouldn’t have been made, leaving me once again with only the visuals to enjoy.

Remixed ends strangely.  The credits are now accompanied by rock dance music.  Since it is of a different era than the one the film is attempting to portray, it ripped me out of that world.  I don’t normally hang around for the credits, but I prefer what little of them I see not to force me from cinematic fantasy quite so quickly.  But the post-credits sequence (I won’t give it away) did entertain me, so again, it comes out even.

Jorge’s attempt was interesting. I approve of some of his changes and disapprove of others, but those turn out to be nitpicks that don’t matter.  Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow appears to be a film that fan editing can’t help.

Oct 022012
 

This is a review of a “Fan Edit,” and is intended for people who are familiar with the “original” studio cut(s).  I may reveal details of that version, including twists and the ending.

In an era of feeble videogame-based films, and jittery, grainy, and generally unattractive cinematography used as a replacement for talent in attempting to create frights, Silent Hill is an anomaly.  It is creepy, clever, engaging, and beautifully filmed.  There’s a bit of Arnold Böcklin mixed with H. R. Giger in its look, and no horror movie could ask for more than that.
The story follows Rose and her daughter, Sharon, as they uncover the hidden past and monstrous present of the nightmare that is the town of Silent Hill.  Sharon is driven to find what is disturbing her child.  At the same time, her husband Christopher fights with the local police to get the answers himself, and bring his family back home.  (See my full review of Silent Hill here)

While very effective, there are a few rough spots, and fans generally focus their criticism on three items: the info dump, Christopher’s parallel storyline, and the ending.  (Non-fans don’t notice those, and instead complain that it is too complicated, but then there were those who couldn’t figure out Mission Impossible.  I ignore both groups.)  The info dump, where the entire plot is spelled out to Rose in a faux filmstrip, is a minor problem, and impossible to fix without massive additions.  The husband’s journey is a different matter.  It is the great flaw in the movie, slowing the pace, decreasing tension, and taking the focus away from where it should be (Rose and Silent Hill).  It is also poorly written and irrelevant.  Christopher looks for awhile, fails, and is sent home by police officer Gucci (whose mere presence causes problems—the poor makeup used on actor Kim Coates fails to give the illusion that he’s aged between 1974 and 2006).  Worse, Christopher actually goes.  So what was the point in showing us his adventures?  Apparently, the point was that the studio was unhappy with the lack of male characters, so had one added.  He’s a quota character.  Luckily, he’s only around for approximately eighteen minutes, sprinkled over two hours.

The ending is fitting, and poignant, but is disliked by gamers because it makes it awkward to connect the film to the videogames.  So?  This isn’t a game, it’s a movie, and should stand on its own.  In the games, characters go into another dimension when they enter Silent Hill, and then later, can leave.  But the film’s ending makes it clear that Rose and Sharon are dead.  OK, it isn’t quite that simple to anyone arguing semantics, since they aren’t dead in the ground being eaten by worms, nor are they dead on their way to Heaven or Hell.  Many don’t want to use the word “dead,” including the director.  But in the grand old tradition of cinematic ghosts, they’ve tossed off the mortal coil and aren’t coming back (use whatever term you want).  Seeing Rose and Sharon in a slightly changed home, unable to touch the living world, gives the film its final kick, but it isn’t a sad ending, per se (except for Christopher, who gave up looking for them, so who cares about him).  Rose now has her daughter, forever.  And Sharon…well, Sharon isn’t just a little girl, but she has a mother, so she’s content, which should keep her out of trouble.

It looks to me as if there’s quite a bit of room for a fan edit.


Silent Hill: The Spence Edition
Editor(s): Spence.  Runtime: 103 min (-22 min).  2006.

Spence’s cut (I don’t know if Spence is an individual or a group) renewed my interest in fan edits.  I’d seen a few previously, mainly of Star Wars films, and was impressed with the work being done.  But they can be tricky to find, and I can only watch The Phantom Menace a limited number of times, no matter the version.  Then I stumbled upon Silent Hill: The Spence Edition, and this cruel critic’s scowl changed, ever so slightly.  You see, at the end of my review, I commented that “I still have hope for a changed version on the DVD,” a version without Christopher chatting to nuns or scuttling away.  And here it was.

Spence chops out the entire pointless subplot.  Christopher (played by Sean Bean), appears at the beginning, along side his wife and adoptive daughter, and later speaks briefly on the phone to Rose, and then is gone from the picture.  Since nothing he did ever effected Rose, or anyone, Spence didn’t need to clean up any problematic story threads.  The husband has vanished without even a whisper.  Not only does this streamline the movie, but no longer is the ever-growing tension released prematurely.  This makes for a more disquieting experience, which as any fan of horror knows, is a good thing.  We stay with Rose.  We experience events with her, never being distracted by irrelevant details.  It’s her story, and by never leaving, it is easier to empathize with her.

Spence has also clipped off the denouement, leaving Rose and Sharon on the road, heading home.  The implication is that everything will now return to normal.  It is a weaker finish, but not majorly so, and is a cheap price to pay for the loss of Christopher.

While watching, I was so captured by the improved flow that I rarely noticed the cuts, but they are there to be seen (well, heard actually) if you are looking for them.  On several occasions, the music switches too abruptly.  Obviously, this is a difficult thing for fan editors—who don’t have access to the original audio tracks—to fix.  That doesn’t mean it isn’t annoying, just that it is expected.  While the visuals transition smoothly most of the time, there is a single frame of Christopher and the policeman in the middle of the movie.  It passes so quickly, that it seems to be only a flash of yellow light in a film filled with unexpected events.  These are minor flaws (far less troubling than the missing ending), and again, are trivial when compared to the improvements.

The DVD I viewed not only included the main film, but as an extra, had a short constructed from the cut scenes.  In this form, the material is welcome.  It’s fine to know what Christopher was doing, as long as it doesn’t interfere with the real story.

Silent Hill: The Spence Edition demonstrates the value of fan edits.  Here was a good film, with a specific, easy to spot fault, which could not be repaired by the studio.  Artistry had nothing to do with the blemish; it was fear that the picture wouldn’t sell unless it was compromised.  Spence has trimmed away unneeded, tasteless gristle, with the result being an improved piece of art.  Even the often used attack on fan edits, that they damage the filmmaker’s vision, is hollow in this case.  (First off, “filmmaker’s vision” is one of the most useless terms currently in the English language.  Avoid it.)  Silent Hill: The Spence Edition is the original “vision.”

I look forward to seeing other “Spence” editions.

Oct 022012
 
This is a review of a “Fan Edit.”  Details of the original film, including twists and the ending, may be revealed.

I may not seem to be a good choice to review anything connected to The Phantom of the Opera.  Not only do I not understand why someone would undertake re-editing it, I don’t understand why anyone would watch it.  Or for that matter, why anyone wouldn’t take out a contract on Andrew Lloyd Webber for the pain he has caused.

Ah, but now that I think about it, I’m the perfect person to examine a fan edit of Phantom.  After all, could you trust any critic who recommended the original?  (Read my full review here.)

OK, so what was right with The Phantom of the Opera? Not much.  Its use of color brought out not only the fantastic elements of the story, but looks damn good.  It was a pretty movie.  Stage-bound and claustrophobic, but pretty.  The costumes helped there as well.  The only other sign of competence was the casting of Emmy Rossum.  Looking at her, I have no problem believing that any number of people could become obsessed.  Plus, she can carry a tune.

So what was wrong, since that’s what’s important when constructing a fan edit?  There were all the elements carried over from the stage musical, but lets focus on the film, not its source material.  The movie specifically failed because:

  • It was overlong. Stage shows need extra time for set changes.  Movies don’t.  This one was far too slow and seemed to never end.
  • The character of the Phantom had been stripped of his mystery, and was portrayed not only as a jerk, but a wimp.
  • Gerard Butler (The Phantom) had a reedy voice that would be fine for minor background singing, but lacks the quality needed to carry a show.
  • Secondary singers (such as Patrick Wilson) were acceptable, but hardly exciting.

Excessive length is one of the things fan edits is best at repairing, but weak singing?  Not much can be done about that.  Right?  Ummmm.  Right?


The Phantom of the Opera Resynched
Editor: Wui-Ming Gan.  Runtime: 91 min (-52 min).  2006.

Wui-Ming Gan will require watching.  This guy (girl?  Group? Fan editors tend to be a secretive lot) has imagination to spare.  He corrects what could not be corrected.  He fixes the singing.

In a musical (or operetta) nothing is more important than the songs and how they are performed, and while Gan can’t change the songs themselves (I have a feeling he wouldn’t want to), he does improve how they are presented many fold.  Dumping the sound track, he has synched (thus the title) the Original London Cast Recording to the film, and created something much different, and far better.  To do this, he at times alters the speed of the video.  It jitters, it races, and I swear it slows down.  A problem? Nope.  The effect is dreamlike.  It is a surreal Phantom which is exactly the atmosphere needed.  Plot holes and bizarre character choices? Not a problem in a dream.  Overripe romance? Again, perfect for a dream.  We don’t here footsteps or door slams or any number of non-music-related sounds.  They aren’t missed.

As for the music, I wrote in my review that I hated it.  And so I did.  I forgot the difference a really fine performance makes.  Michael Crawford’s voice replaces that of Gerard Butler.  Now Crawford is not my idea of a perfect Phantom.  This powerful figure should have a deep, booming base.  But Webber wrote for a tenor, and if you must have a tenor, Crawford’s the guy.  Every song that Butler let die, Crawford resurrects.  Steve Barton is also a vast improvement over Patrick Wilson as the less interesting second male lead.  Wilson sang from his throat, Barton from his diaphragm.  Neither Crawford or Barton are worth going out of your way to find, but as they replace singers that you should put effort into avoiding, it changes the nature of the production.

Which leaves Sarah Brightman. Emmy Rossum had a pleasant voice and earned her role as Christine, but Brightman’s voice is a thing of beauty.  Hey, I just listened to her so I’m excused if my praise is overly effusive.  It’s pointless to attempt to describe her talent, so I’ll stick with the effect: every song she sings is more emotional, more enjoyable, and far more powerful.

In synching the movie to the London cast recording, Gan remedies another major ailments  The cast recording is shorter, so he chops the video to fit. What was drudgery at one hundred and forty-three minutes is tight and almost exciting at ninety-one.  No plot is lost.  No character development is missing.

Two alterations deserve specific mention.  The first is the swordfight in the graveyard.  In the original film, this is where we learn that the Phantom is not a larger-than-life creature to be reckoned with, but an impotent figure to be forgotten.  Raoul whips him with ease.  Gan’s cut changes that.  You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t describe the exact slices since that would require me re-watching the theatrical release, and there are some things that are unfair to ask of me.  The gist of it is that the duel ends close to a tie, with the Phantom coming out ahead with the weapons but Raoul leaving with the girl.  It works for the story.  Gan also tried something more extreme.  To make the Phantom more mystical, he rotoscoped his sword to make it glow magically.  It was a clever idea, but it doesn’t work.  It’s too cartoony.  Even with the film’s now-surrealistic persona, it is artificial.

The other change is the ending.  The leads have left, the mob enters the underground lair, and a girl lifts the abandoned mask.  That’s it.  Done.  But not in the original release.  The movie goes on.  Why?  I haven’t a clue.  The story is over.  Smart filmmakers end their films when they run out of story.  Gan did just that.

With the singing no longer an ongoing irritant, with the pace no longer lulling me to sleep, and with the characters less meek and annoying, I could do something I couldn’t before: enjoy the visuals.  As I mentioned, this is a pretty film, but who cares when you want to throw things at the screen.  Gan not only brought in better elements, but he made it possible to enjoy what the film already had of value.

For good or ill, watching The Phantom of the Opera Resynched doesn’t feel like watching a film.  Think of it as listening to the album while some pertinent pictures happen to appear nearby.  Or maybe as a really long music video.

Did I love it?  No.  I’m never going to love any version of Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera.  I’m not even sure I liked it.  But I didn’t hate it.  And that’s huge.