Jun 262010
 
one reel

In the old west that never was, Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) was disfigured and his family murdered by General Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich). The events gave Hex the power to speak to the dead. Years later, Turnbull has returned with a plan to destroy the U.S. government, and President Grant wants Hex to stop him.

Jonah Hex is usually listed as a superhero film because its source material is a DC comic book. Based on the content, it shouldn’t be on a list of superhero films. But then, based on the content, Jonah Hex shouldn’t be on any list of movies at all. If, however, someone was foolish enough to suggest it, then they should have come up with an idea for it. They could have made a serious western or a cult, spaghetti-style western. They could have made a supernatural drama or a horror film. They could have made a superhero action pic or a wild fantasy. They probably should have made a dark comedy. They needed to have made a decision. They didn’t, and ended up with a combination of all of the above, with a lot of cheese spread on top. The film flopped and the stars have admitted it was a mess.

The actors either sleep or smirk their way through their parts. None of Brolin, Malkovich, Aidan Quinn (as Ulysses S. Grant), Will Arnett (as an arrogant officer), and Wes Bentley (as some unimportant Businessman) seem to be anything other than they are—modern men reciting some lines. Only Megan Fox and Michael Fassbender understand their roles. Fox’s is nothing more than to be pretty, which she manages admirably. Fassbender pulls off psychopath with ease, but then I’ve never known him to fail in any role.

The action scenes aren’t terrible, the art design is pretty good, and at a scant 81 minutes, it doesn’t drag on, which leaves it as a tolerable film. So my rating is a bit severe. But I don’t have a one and a half reel rating. One Reel means skip it. Two means see it. I didn’t think I needed a “sorta see it” category. But that’s where Jonah Hex sits. It isn’t bad enough to avoid. It’s fine as background should it pop up on TV.

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Dec 262009
 
two reels

In an alternate 1985, costumed superheroes have been outlawed. When one ex-“hero” is murdered, his former colleagues look into it. They include:

  • Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley)—a sociopathic fascist detective without powers
  • Nite Owl (Patrick Wilson)—a drab wealthy guy with lots of super-gadgets
  • Silk Spectre II (Malin Akerman)—a generic female vigilante
  • Ozymandias (Matthew Goode)—the richest and perhaps smartest man in the world, with lots of high tech toys and faster than normal reflexes
  • Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup)—a scientist who, through an accident, has become a god.

This is Zack Snyder’s first bleak, superhero murderverses—before he transformed the DCEU into one. The difference is it fits Watchmen. The story of Watchmen is dark, depressing, and generally nasty, so it ought to be shot that way. Snyder’s tendency for bombast, for posing, and for speeches instead of conversation may also be fitting, but that doesn’t mean any of that is good. Watchmen didn’t need to be subtle. It couldn’t have been. But it didn’t have to be this. Grandiose voice-overs, excessive use of slow motion, and too many close-ups makes Watchman the cinematic equivalent to someone screaming in your face for three hours.

The story is episodic. It would have been more fitting for a miniseries (or a comic book—hey, now that’s an idea). What passes for the overall arc is put on hold for 30 minutes here, 45 minutes there. That makes it a bit of a slog to sit through. So does having no character to like or follow. Everyone is either an unpleasant fascist or just drab. The fascists I could deal with, although if that was all we were going to get, three hours is too much. Well, it beats Batman v Superman.

Zack Snyder has gone on to bring his Randian sensibilities and dreary style to Man of Steel (2013), and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016).

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Aug 202009
 
four reels

A Romulan travels back in time and sets out to take revenge upon Spock, Vulcan, and the Federation, in that order. His initial attack changes the timeline as we know it, giving particularly Kirk and Spock altered lives and personalities. The young crew of the Enterprise, Captained by Christopher Pike, responds to a distress call from Vulcan and ends up being the only hope to save the Federation.

Well, it is pretty. This reboot of the franchise brought in new actors and a new non-Star-Trek point of view. It gave us a petulant and illogical Spock and an immature Kirk. Pretty much everything else was borrowed from an earlier Star Trek film (and in several cases, from Star Wars films—points for working out the two most obvious cases of Star Wars invasion). We have the home world of a major enemy of The Federation destroyed (Star Trek VI). An enemy, driven insane by grief intends to avenge himself on a member of the bridge crew (Star Trek II, Nemesis). That enemy goes back in time when destroying the Federation is easier to accomplish (First Contact). He captures a captain and uses a mind altering pincer bug to force him to talk (Star Trek II). He has an unstoppable weapon that will destroy everything and plans to use it on Earth (Star Trek I, II, IV, Nemesis). The Enterprise is forced to set out with cadet crew (Star Trek II). I could go on.

What isn’t swiped plot points is fan service. The sexy green alien is one of the more blatant cases, but almost every scene has something. Sulu caries a sword
 Really?

Does all that make it a bad film? No, although the nonsensical way the plot is stitched together doesn’t help (Spock maroons Kirk on a nearby planetoid that happens to be in sight of Vulcan and also happens to be where old Spock was marooned by Nero and where Scotty was stationed—ummm
Wow, that might be the definition of lazy writing), but in the end this film isn’t about sense or thought or originality. It is lowest common denominator fun. And as I will mention again a few films up this list, it is more important to get a bullseye with an easy target than to miss a harder one—less interesting, but more important. Star Trek 2009 might not have gotten that bullseye (Abrams’s love of annoying lens flairs—that make it impossible to see half of what is going on in early scenes—is enough to dock the film a few points), but it is a solid hit. It’s supposed to entertain and nothing more. It’s fast paced, occasionally funny, reasonably exciting, and, minus those lens flairs, it looks good. And if you are a fan, a little fan service is kinda nice.

My ranking of all Star Trek movies is here.

Oct 292008
 
three reels

At a Spanish medical school, Bárbara (Macarena Gómez), a beautiful and fashion-conscious student, dreams of a future with a plastic surgeon husband, a lovely house, multiple jobs, and two kids. Med school is for husband-shopping. While there, she goes on a joyous murder spree. Most of her victims are scumballs, but she isn’t out to punish; she’s just having fun. The police have no leads on the “Campus Killer” and end up asking the help of two students, one of whom Bárbara falls for, mistaking his talk about his work in forensics as an admission that he too is a serial killer and thus, a kindred spirit.

There’s no punches pulled or pauses for reflection. Sexy Killer leaps into the fun from moment one and keeps running. It’s an hour and a half of jokes, violence, and gore mixed into a fine paste. The 4th wall is torn down as Bárbara addresses the audience and points out how this isn’t going to be your typical slasher; she’s no victim.

Most everything is good about the film—cinematography, music, the co-stars and bit players, makeup & effects—but the real weapon is Macarena Gómez. She is the film. It didn’t matter where the plot went as long as it is going with her. She has a real skill with comedy while making it seem totally believable that, in this world, she is scary. Michael Myers has nothing on this girl. She has a long list of credits in Spain, mainly in horror films; I only know her from Dagon, where she made quite an impression but unfortunately had limited screen time. Here, it’s all about her and she owns it.

For a movie titled “Sexy Killer,” it’s a lot less sexy than expected. Bare breasts pop out in the pre-credits scene, but never again. And there are numerous times when less clothing was called for such as the oddly dressed sex scenes. It’s no coincidence that the only nudity is shown while referencing another slasher—Sexy Killer often references other horror films, never making it clear if it is homage or ridicule.

A bit more “sexy” in Sexy Killer could have raised blood pressure a touch and elevated it to the top rung of horror comedies, but it is good fun.

Sep 292008
 
one reel

After receiving a phone call from herself, prophesizing her death, a twenty-something co-ed is drowned in her fish pond by unseen hands. The next friend to get a call also dies, and so on and so on. Beth (Shannyn Sossamon) was a friend of all the victims, and as the the ghostly killer appears to to use cell phone contact lists to choose who’s next, it’s only a matter of time before she gets the call. Teaming up with a police detective (Edward Burns) whose deceased sister is part of the chain of death, Beth attempts to uncover the mystery of the original caller before it’s too late.

There’s a pivotal moment in One Missed Call, when Beth explains who the ghost is and how she operates, that says it all about this film. She spells out the plot, and the preview audience around me laughed. It wasn’t a nervous laugh, nor was it “with” Beth. No, it was at the actress, and the writer, and director. That’s not a good sign.

One Missed Call is a surprisingly faithful remake of a Japanese film (Chakushin Ari) that teetered on the brink of horror, ready at any moment to fall into full-on parody. It had little to offer with regard to originality, being a close copy of Ringu and following the ghost movie template without variation. Outside of a clever (and satire-laced) scene where a soon-to-be victim appears on a sleazy faux news show, Chakushin Ari has nothing worth remaking. It got by not on its plot, but on cult director Takashi Miike’s style and on some substantial scares.

One Missed Call ’08 can’t brag about its style, misses the parody boat completely, and isn’t frightening. Oh, it’s got a few jump startles, but nothing that’s going to keep a small child up at night. That means it has to rely on its plot—you know, that horror plot that left the audience laughing.

Sossamon and Burns are never believable, not in specific situations nor as their characters in general. There isn’t a moment when they behave like actual humans, but they can’t be blamed. With the dialog they were given, they didn’t have a chance.  This is the type of movie where people speak only to spell out plot points: a girl reads the day and date aloud off of her cell phone screen, even though the only person around has read it herself, and then goes on to explain that the date is two days in the future. How helpful, at least to audience members who don’t know the date within the film.

One Missed Call is more coherent than its Japanese counterpart and Ray Wise has what it takes to play the sliminess of Geraldo Rivera, but those don’t make a movie.  One Missed Call isn’t unpleasant to sit through.  I wouldn’t even call it bad, not compared to the dozens of low budget slashers I’ve been subjected to in the past month; it’s just silly and pointless.

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Sep 192008
 
2.5 reels

As world leaders meet to discuss—and fail to do anything about—environmental destruction, a spaceship crashes, releasing the giant Guilala on the people of Japan. Realizing this will be great PR, the leaders stick around and come up with one ridiculous (and culturally revealing) scheme after another to defeat the monster. Meanwhile, a cute tabloid reporter has discovered a hidden shrine where the singing and dancing might be the key to saving the planet.

Forty years after The X From Outer Space (1967) failed to light up the box office, this non-sequel brings back Guilala, the infamous chicken-lizard with tennis balls. But while the original tried, and failed, to be a serious adventure film, Strikes Back is a satire and parody that devolves into a deeply stupid parody. But the satire is fun and even the stupidity can be enjoyed in the right environment.

Much of the film is spent making fun of the G8 Summit leaders. The American president (obviously Bush) just wants to kick-ass and get press. The French president (equally obviously Sarkozy) is interested only in getting laid. The rest of the world leader come up with plots that speak very poorly about their countries (Russia wants to inject the monster with the same poison the Putin used to assassinate a dissident a few years back). It isn’t subtle satire, but it is funny.

Our main character is an attractive reporter, following in a long line of attractive reporters in diakaiju films. And like those before her, she spends most of her time just watching. When she does act it is to join in on another diakaiju trope: the summoning of the ancient god. While we’re deep in parody here, the satire runs off and her time with the natives is played far to seriously for a zany comedy. However, I suspect I missed a few Japanese in-jokes with the dance, so it may get more laughs in Japan.

If you are looking for monster action and city smashing, you are going to be disappointed. But then this is a film with the giant chicken-lizard, so if you came for anything other than silliness you need new directions. The few scenes of actual building destruction were lifted straight from the 1967 film, which is part of the charm.

You have to know the diakaiju genre but also not be fanatical about it to like this film. If you don’t know what a “kenny” is, you’ll miss the best joke. If you think that guys in rubber suits wrestling are really cool, you are going to feel insulted. I seem to be the target audience, and I found Monster X Strikes Back amusing. The humor was getting pretty stale before the end credits, but there was enough good on screen to justify my time.

Apr 272008
 
3,5 reels

Incredible Hulk

Bruce Banner hides out from authorities as he tries to find a cure—a cure that will take him back into the life of Betty Ross, and put him into conflict with her obsessed father and a megalomaniac soldier.

Rebooting the green rage monster after Ang Lee’s miserable Hulk, Marvel decided to aim low, and they hit their target. Edward Norton never feels like a brilliant scientist, but does manage a likable and engaging blue collar Banner. The relationships are simplistic, the motivations even simpler, but it’s all good fun with giant monster hitting giant monster. There’s enough story to keep me caring about who wins the battles, but not much more. It would be four years till Mark Ruffalo created the definitive Banner/Hulk when the part was recast for The Avengers. When Ruffalo isn’t around, this will do.

Mar 062008
 
four reels

Long ago, mankind attempted to wipe out the fair folk and take Earth for its own. To save themselves, the goblins made an indestructible, clockwork army that would kill all men, but the king of the fey had a change of heart and pulled back the army. The prince (Luke Goss) saw this as a mistake, and went into exile. In modern times he has returned to gather the three pieces of the crown that controls the golden army, and unleash it on humanity. When, he kills everyone at an auction as part of retrieving the first piece, the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense is called in. Hellboy (Ron Perlman), Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), and Abe Sapien (Doug Jones) are back, joined by their new boss, the ghostly Johann Krauss (John Alexander / voice: Seth MacFarlane).

The second Hellboy film feels much like the first, but avoids the problem of so many sequels; it is neither a copy nor simply “bigger” and “louder.” It jettisons Hellboys’s portal character—Myers—and brings in Krause as a new semi-antagonist, but the big shift is in mythology. Hellboy was Lovecraftian. Hellboy II is high fantasy immersed in faerie lore. These aren’t the gentle fairies of Disney. The film is filled with the twisted, sometimes beautiful, often mesmerizing, but always dangerous faeries of the tales invented to frighten children into behaving.

Director Guillermo del Toro demonstrated his knack for the faerie world and its bizarre creatures in Pan’s Labyrinth. Here, he takes it far further. There’s the giant, furred, Mr. Wick with his mechanical hand connected by a chain. There are the tooth fairies that will devour your bones while you are still alive. There are the raven-masked guards. There is the legless goblin, the rock giant, the angel of death with eyes upon her wings, and the denizens of the Troll Market. They are the stuff of nightmares, but the coolest nightmares that call to you in the night.

The story kept my interest. The actors are marvelous; Selma Blair steps up her game and Ron Perlman continues to totally own his character. The villain is sympathetic, our heroes become deeper and more complex in a film that presents morality in shade of gray and black. But it is the world-building that is the star of the show. This is a film to see on the big screen, but then own at home so you can pause it to examine the incredibly inventive universe.

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Feb 262008
 
three reels

District attorney—and current boyfriend of Rachel (Maggie Gyllenhaal taking over for Katie Holmes)—Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart), is the new star of Gotham City. He joins with Lieutenant Gordon and Batman to take down the mob by targeting their banking. The mob strikes back by unleashing the Joker (Heath Ledger), whose desire for anarchy is not what they intended and throws the city into chaos.

The Dark Knight is an amazing and influential film. It is also one of the most overrated movies in the history of cinema. It’s good. It just isn’t that good. It’s clever, but flawed, and like its predecessor, lets its theme overwhelm its plot. Poor Batman is overwhelmed as well. In Nolan’s first entry, Batman finally got to be the lead in his own picture, standing above the villains, but now that’s over. He’s pale compared to Two-Face; compared to the Joker he’s invisible. I guess being invisible is better than dragging down the film as Rachel does. Even portrayed by a better actress, the character is self-righteous, false, and annoying. Perhaps Nolan doesn’t know how to create a female character. Certainly his films are sausage-fests.

A two hour treatises on the meaning of heroism, The Dark Knight is essentially Harvey Dent’s story, yet Harvey gets less screen time than the Joker and little more than Gordon. For plot and theme, the Joker could be replaced in the story. Even Batman could be written out. Harvey is what matters. In which case, I’d expect to spend a whole lot more time with him. But then this is a movie that adds globe-trotting for the caped crusader simply because it looks cool. I suspect the same reasoning explains the Joker’s dominance over Dent—the Joker is just cooler.

Even with the strange structure, Nolan stepped up his game. The Dark Knight is a complicated, layered movie. And except for an incomprehensible decision at the end (which works for the theme, but is beyond stupid for the story) the myriad plot threats knit together in a satisfying manner.

Of course the Joker rules this film, which is a double edged sword. He easily sweeps in the viewer—well, me anyway. His gags are funny (and wow, does this film need something funny), and his weird, lip-licking, twitching, hunched mannerisms are hypnotic. He’s not a character, but an archetype. He’s the personification of chaos: a big budget Michael Myers. That works great for Batman, except this time we’re supposed to take this all realistically. These are supposed to be real people in a real world. And Ledger doesn’t attempt to grant the Joker any connection to reality. Harvey Dent could be a real man, flawed to start as most men are, and twisted as he is broken. The Joker is just weird. I like weird, but does it fit?

The Dark Knight is a preachy drama masquerading as an action film. In an action film, I should care more about who is hitting whom. And for a drama, I should see fewer men in rubber.

Oct 112007
 
two reels

Laura (BelĂ©n Rueda) returns to the now-abandoned orphanage where she was raised, planning to reopen it for special needs children. The area seems to have an odd effect on her son, SimĂłn, who picks up a lot of imaginary friends, one of whom tells him he’s adopted and HIV positive. When SimĂłn disappears, the police suspect a kidnapping, possibly related to the strange old woman who tried to pass herself off as a social worker, but Laura suspects ghosts: Dead children have taken her son and are now playing a game with his life.

It’s as if we’ve all been invited to Guillermo del Toro’s slightly less talented younger brother’s bar mitzvah. But the new guy is still clutching to his older siblings leg…and plot. If you’ve been knocking yourself out trying to figure what to put between The Devil’s Backbone and Pan’s Labyrinth on your DVD shelf, this is your lucky day (well, it will be when The Orphanage is released on disk). It feels like del Toro, it sounds like del Toro, and it looks…well, pretty good, but not quite as good as del Toro.

Music video director J.A. Bayona got a producing and inspirational boost from the previously mentioned del Toro, allowing him to make an often scary, horror fantasy. Like The Devil’s Backbone, it takes place in an orphanage and involves the ghosts of children and a past tragedy. Like both The Devil’s Backbone and Pan’s Labyrinth, the supernatural elements could be real or everything could be explained naturally. And, again like  The Devil’s Backbone, the story drags in the middle and the major characters are underdeveloped, distancing, or irritating, and behave in often unbelievable ways.

What The Orphanage has that it can call its own are some nice frights. The preview theater was filled with screams and uncomfortable laughter. It was a bit much for my taste, with everything that happened on screen accompanied by blaring music or crashing sound effects. The twelfth time the big scare was nothing more than a door swinging in the breeze, I began to check my watch. Still, I shouldn’t get to critical; most horror movies have no scares. If most of those in The Orphanage turned out to be connected to trivial matters, that’s still better than none at all.

I feel less compulsion to be civil about the “is it a ghost or is it a fantasy?” storyline. This has been done far too many times, and while it may be the current darling of the art house crowd, it leaves me cold. I’m stuck watching scene after scene where the protagonist’s sanity is questioned, and since the filmmakers want it both ways, no answer means a whole lot. I suppose that would have been easier to take if I liked her or cared about her son. Bayona and company do nothing to make that happen. They just assume the viewer will sympathize with a mourning mother and get on with making loud thumping noises. Well, I’m more cold-hearted than that, at least when it comes to cinematic mothers.

At least Laura has a character, even if its one of little interest. Her poor husband is the real ghost of the film, floating in and out of scenes with nothing to do. I have to wonder if they decided to cut him out of the script (a clever decision) and then never finished the re-write.

I’m dwelling on the negatives, while hardly mentioning the positives (acting, cinematography, even the predictable but fun mystery) because the positives don’t help; they just raise my level of frustration.  I hate it when quality work is wasted. I left the theater disappointed, and I suspect, so will you.

Oct 062007
 
two reels

Based on ex-cartoonist Robert Graysmith’s book detailing his experiences in tracking the Zodiac killer, the film follows police inspectors David Toschi (Mark Ruffalo) and William Armstrong (Anthony Edwards), reporter Paul Avery (Robert Downey Jr.), and Graysmith himself (Jake Gyllenhaal) as they all try to find the murderer.  As the Zodiac taunts them with letters and codes, the stress of the case takes its toll on each man.


Patrick Roberts, a filmmaker attending the same pre-screening as I, said it best: “Seeing Zodiac is like watching a book.”  That book, by the way, isn’t a narrative; it’s a bound spreadsheet of facts.  It’s hard to find a film that dumps more information on the viewer.  Much of it goes nowhere, and no conclusion is reached, but then, that’s not the point.  This isn’t a detective story about catching a murderer or a thriller about avoiding becoming his next victim (although the advertisements would have you believe otherwise).  It is a movie about the strain felt by the investigators of the first mass-media serial killer.

If you aren’t aware of the case, a man calling himself The Zodiac killed somewhere between six and twenty people over several decades starting in 1969. He sent notes to newspapers and the police, promising greater crimes (that he didn’t commit) and confessing not only to his own deeds but to those of others.  He also sent ciphers.  He was never caught.  There was a suspect, based on circumstantial evidence, who died of a heart attack, but thinking it was him comes from our natural tendency to want to tie up our stories.  This is a tale that never ended, but faded away.  No one knows the killer’s motivation and his victims seemed to have been chosen at random.  In 2002, the case was made “inactive” by the SFPD.

So, here we have a two and a half hour movie, covering years, in which very little happens, no main character is ever in real danger, and in the end, it all comes to nothing.  That doesn’t sound promising, but this is the best movie of its type you’re likely to find (if there are others).  It is strangely compelling.  It should be boring, but it isn’t.  At times, when a character would once again go through a pile of papers, searching for some clue that would break the case open, I felt like I was doing my taxes, but that my taxes were of great importance and needed, desperately, to be filed now.  We’re talking about a pretty absorbing tax return.

Ruffalo and Edwards are believable as stoic policeman.  While the focus is the inspectors’ work, they are rounded characters.  We don’t see their lives outside of police duties, but there is never any doubt that such lives exist.  For the middle hour, the film is a procedural and Ruffalo carries it.  His inspector Toschi isn’t a superman or particularly exciting.  He’s an average-Joe homicide detective, doing a tough job, day-in and day-out, and we’re carried along.

While the movie avoids flash or magic, Downey Jr. manages to sneak some in.  He is fantastic as slightly elitist reporter Paul Avery, but then it is the best part.  He’s the only one who gets any jokes.  I’d love to see a string of ’40s-era detective comedies with Downey playing a similar character.

The one failure is Graysmith, who isn’t convincing as a human, which is odd since the real Graysmith wrote the book the movie is taken from.  Partly, it is Gyllenhaal’s sleepy performance, but the problem is with the role.  He’s a one-dimensional obsessed nerd, but we’re never let in on his obsession.  Why does he feel compelled to solve the case?  Apparently the real man was outraged by the crimes, but we don’t see that, nor any reason why he would take it personally.  For a character study, we’re given surprisingly little insight into this man.  We aren’t even given closure for his emotional journey, or for that period of his life.  But that’s the case with most of the characters.  Some text pops up on screen at the end, letting us know what happened to them.  That’s not exactly satisfying.

For over two hours this oddly distancing flick kept me and the audience glued to the screen, but the hold began weakening toward the end.  Maybe it’s just too long.  Throughout the movie, titles pop up to state that 3 months or 1 year or 3 years have passed.  When the final one, tossing us over seven years appeared, there were audible sighs, groans, and giggles around me.  Everyone was beginning to understand that we’d been listening to a very long shaggy dog story.

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Oct 062007
 
2.5 reels

Jimmy (Guy Pearce) is a selfish, egotistical salesman who’s always thinking of a way to make that big sale. Then a car accident finds him with time to kill and a fortune teller nearby.  After several of the palm reader’s predictions come true, Jimmy worries that a more dire prophecy could also be accurate: that he won’t live beyond the first snow.


If someone asks you what kinds of films show at film festivals, all you need to do is point at First Snow, an engaging, but slow-as-molasses indie that has a fare amount to say about life, but thinks it has a great deal.  It is well made, but simple, without effects, fancy shots, or much in the way of sets or props.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the film crew came to a small city in New Mexico without warning, asked a few people if they could borrow their homes and business for a couple of hours, shot with no alterations to the rooms, and then took off.

Guy Pearce (L.A. Confidential, Memento) dominates the picture, rarely out of frame. I cannot think of a film with more close-ups of its star. He’s supported admirably—particularly by Piper Perabo who plays Jimmy’s much put upon girlfriend—but no one but Pearce has enough screen time to matter.  Luckily, he’s up for the task, submerging himself into the smarmy life of a man you’d probably be happier not to know.

I didn’t care about Jimmy’s possible demise, though I was fascinated by his growing paranoia that could be rushing him toward death or might have nothing to do with it.  It wasn’t only Jimmy; I didn’t care about anything I saw.  This one grabs you intellectually, not emotionally. Jimmy might die, or he might escape his fate; since everything is so stark, so empty, I don’t see that it makes a difference. That means you shouldn’t expect an uplifting message.

First Snow is a movie you’ll want to watch in a theater.  At home, it is unlikely to beat life’s normal distractions to hold your attention.  See it in the dark, where you’ll have time to be taken in by its world.  Afterwards, you can stop at a nearby coffee house with your friends and discuss what the film meant and how it might pertain to your life.  And then you’ll go home, and sleep, and never watch it again.  It’s just one of those types of movies.